The March People’s Choice Award goes to…

The people have spoken… The March People’s Choice Award goes to Reg Clay for his play This Old Man, presented as a staged reading at Monday Night PlayGround on March 21st live at the Freight & Salvage and simulcast via Vimeo Livestream. Congratulations, Reg!

Courtesy of Reg we’re pleased to share the first two pages from the award-winning script. Enjoy!

This Old Man
by
Reg Clay


MARTYMan in his 70s. Bright, chipper, but a bit haggard

JEWELWoman in her 30s. Intelligent, pleasant but stoic

WAITERBasic waiter


SETTING: An exquisite restaurant.

MARTY
Hows the food?

JEWEL
Its ok. I should have gotten the salad.

MARTY
Salad? You don’t salad at a place like this. You get a real meal! You can skimp any other day
on lunch or dinner, but you come to Alexanders Steakhouse, you come to eat.

JEWEL
I see.

MARTY
They give you a full plate, for sure. Look at that they dont mess around. Good ol Als Janie
and I went here back in 84 when we first met. Place looks still the same.

JEWEL
Its been here for a while, huh?

MARTY
Oh yeah. Good ol Al. I met the old man before he died ten years ago. His kids run the place,

theyre doing a hell of a job. Look at this place, so pristine. Top of the line.

JEWEL
The kids were taught well. They had a good dad.

MARTY
Yeah. (pause) You dont like the food?

JEWEL
Ill eat a little more, then Ill box it up.

MARTY
Whats wrong with it?

JEWEL
I dont eat a lot of meat. Its a bit rich.

MARTY
Its supposed to be rich. Thats real food.

JEWEL
Right. I get it.

MARTY
You on a diet or something? You look great. You can eat a little..

JEWEL
Its just something I’m not used to.

MARTY
I shouldnt have ordered for you.

JEWEL
Dont worry about it. What time is it?

MARTY
8:40. Why are you worried about time? We just got here.

JEWEL
Im just worried about traffic and I want to get the boys ready for school/

MARTY
/for school? Theyre sheltered in place. They stay home for school, right? Besides, aint Frank
home? Everything ok with you and Frank?

JEWEL
Were great. Well, I mean, theres the whole thing with Zoom and making sure they did their
homework, and making sure we have good wifi..

MARTY
Jewel. Why are you doing this?

JEWEL
Doing what?

MARTY
Every time I try connecting with you, this happens. Oh, look at the time. I can only stay for a few
minutes. Hey, can I call you back. You do this all the time.


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