Once Upon a Time, The January People’s Choice went to…….
Once upon a time, 6 magical plays were produced as a staged reading at Monday Night PlayGround on January 21st 2018, at the Osher theatre. Through a series of daring trials it is decreed that the January People’s Choice Award goes to Leela Velautham for her short play, GRIN AND BEAR IT. Congradulations Leela!
Courtesy of Ms. Velautham, we’re pleased to share the first two pages from the award-winning script. Enjoy!
GRIN AND BEAR IT by
Leela Velautham
Fairy Tale: Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Brothers Grimm)
Cast Breakdown:
Goldilocks: A woman in her twenties. Any race. Golden hair.
Mother Bear: A woman in her forties / fifties. Any race.
Father Bear: A man in his forties / fifties. Any race.
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(MOTHER BEAR and FATHER BEAR sit side by side. They face an empty chair)
FATHER BEAR
She’s late
MOTHER BEAR
Why are we doing this, again?
FATHER BEAR
I don’t want to have this discussion now.
MOTHER BEAR
But you also don’t want to have it before, or after. That’s the problem.
FATHER BEAR
It’s the principle.
MOTHER BEAR
Nothing was stolen.
FATHER BEAR
She ate our –
MOTHER BEAR
Apart from –
FATHER BEAR
She ate our –
MOTHER BEAR
Our porridge, yes, which Baby probably wouldn’t have finished anyway.
FATHER BEAR
That’s not the point.
MOTHER BEAR
Nothing was damaged.
FATHER BEAR
She slept in our –
MOTHER BEAR
Okay, so she sat in our chairs, ate some of our porridge, slept in our beds and left, I don’t even think that can be classed as a crime.
FATHER BEAR
Breaking and entering.
MOTHER BEAR
I’m just saying, the sitter isn’t cheap.
FATHER BEAR
I told you, we should have brought Baby along – witness justice first hand.
MOTHER BEAR
And I told you, this is no place for a baby.
FATHER BEAR
She’s late.
MOTHER BEAR
Well, of course she’s late!
(GOLDILOCKS enters and sits on the vacant seat)
GOLDILOCKS
Hey!
FATHER BEAR
You’re late.
GOLDILOCKS
Oh, yeah. Is that the time? Weird. Well, let me start off by saying thank you, for giving me the opportunity to explain myself – I can only imagine what a lowlife you must think I am, so let me set the scene. It’s a Friday, I’d been day-drinking, the whole-day-drinking, owing to having been dumped by my boyfriend of nine months. That’s right. Nine months.
FATHER BEAR
Does she think that’s a long time?
GOLDILOCKS
Well, I know it’s no diamond anniversary, but it’s my longest relationship, by, quite half.
MOTHER BEAR
Excuse my husband, we’ve been together for twenty years.
GOLDILOCKS
That’s bear years though, so… Anyway, where was I – nine months, all up in smoke – I’d been drinking, smoking, both kinds of–
(MOTHER BEAR leans over to FATHER BEAR)
MOTHER BEAR
Good thing we left Baby with that sitter.
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